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DARLING LITTLE NOTHING
Previously worn nothings. Imperial outfits! As seen on the street! And pointed out by a child!
$30 for a three-piece suit, $50 for a temple garment, $69 for two animal onesies with holes.
Previously eaten nothing. Hot new diet! Be like a baby bird whose parents were lost to climate change! Alone in the fucking tree wasting away! Free!! You pay for shipping because that’s just how life is. It’s not fucking Amazon here. This shit is heavy.
Priceless nothing. Discounted for our grand opening! $1,000.99. For when your vulgar friends buy a new pair of those French sneakers, you just whip this out and you show them you really fucking show them.
Awesome invisible tote bag with nothing inside and a big beautiful print of nothing on the outside because virtual is the new real! Awe-inspiring and unspoiled like how most coral reefs used to be until about a decade ago but what is time anyway when you can buy shit. Be like a mummy: take all the awesome stuff you accumulated into the next world in a virtual tote! Immortality! Adorable print of nothing meaningful in hand drawn rainbow font: HedhehogFuckYouHello! How adorable is that? <3 <3 <3